Navy jokes
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
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My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.