Nas jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"