What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.
What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
A man broke into stevie wonders house and threatened to kill his wife
He just turned a blind eye
whats black and screams stevie wonder answering the iron
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
What’s a skeletons favorite instrument— the trombone
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
