Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
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What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? "Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there
*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree
