Musical Instrument jokes
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What do Ethiopians and castanets have in common?
They go "Click click" "Clack clack".
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"