Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
