Music jokes
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!