Music

Music jokes

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

He is now playing the whore-monica.

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?

Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.