Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Music Jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
