Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
