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Wade · 2 years ago
    • An image from the Family Guy cartoon showing Quagmire standing on a porch in front of a house. He is pointing to his right with his right hand and he has a muscular arm.
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    • Image

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A photo of a muscular man is shown in a bathroom mirror. The image is a thumbnail in what appears to be a car advertisement, which shows a 2001 C5 Chevrolet Corvette listed for $12500 in Cordova. The text at the top reads "2001 C5 Chevrolet Corvette - $12500 (Cordova)" and the text in the lower right corner reads "image 15 of 15". Below are thumbnails of a blue sports car.
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    • Workout

    Anonymous · 2 years ago

    • Reasons to workout with your partner.

    A woman with rabbit ears in two panels. In the first panel, she's flexing and smiling, with the text "Feel my gains, bro". In the second panel, she is looking more serious, still flexing and allowing her chest to be grabbed by a hand.
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    • Gigachad

    Chri5 · 3 years ago

    • He's like gigachad but skipped neck day

    A shirtless man with visible abs is taking a selfie in a mirror. The text on top of the image says, "They made me choose between abs and a neck."
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    • Chicken

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.
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    • Meal

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A black and white photo of a very muscular man, likely Jean-Claude Van Damme, sitting at a table with a meal in front of him. He is looking down at his plate with a serious or somewhat dejected expression. Text above reads, "Please mom, don't tell Spider-Man I haven't finished my meal."
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