Bodybuilding jokes

What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.

A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."