Bodybuilding

Bodybuilding jokes

Job

What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.

Memes

Steroid

A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."

Paper

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

Church

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Memes

Community

A bodybuilder won't judge you for working out, A millionaire won't judge you for starting a business, A football player won't judge you for playing ball, It's always the low-life losers that have something to say.

you know what pisses me off? female bodybuilders these days use steriods instead of working hard to achieve a naturally muscular body. it's not even attractive. it's disgusting.

W men 🍻

L women ☕