Your mum is so fat when I see her I get depressed
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it
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Go to the ruplies, look at the top and it will say "in ur mum"
Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
Your mum is so fat when the doctors did her x-ray the doctor said to her "i want your x-ray not an eliphants x-ray"
Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out
Your mum is so fat when she was on front of my apartment i couldnt get in
Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet
Your mum is so fat flat earthers think shes round
You are so ugly when ur mum dropped u off at school she got fined of littering
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, your mums so fat, she broke britain two
When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper
Mom: hey son, what does idk and idc mean?
Son: i don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: excuse me?
Son: oh, and by the way mum, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
my mum said take out the trash so I took my sister
