Mum jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous8 years agoYour mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"Anonymous8 years agoWhen a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.PreviousNext1…1516171819Family jokesLove jokesCare jokesMotherhood jokesChild jokesDaniel jokesAll categories
Anonymous8 years agoYour mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Anonymous8 years agoWhen a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.