Mum jokes

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...

I fucked your mum!

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.