Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
why do police never put an orphan in prison's it's to much like a home
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What where your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common. They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"
deez nuts can we get much higher boioioioing boioioioing my name jeffarabic nokia ringtone bingchungus wholesome 100 everyone liked that keanu reaves chungus ugandan knuckles youtube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex? erectile dysfunction
My grandpa said “your generation relies to much on technology” I said “we will see abt that” and I unplugged his life support :)
Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!
how much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
