There was once a kid named Timmy. His father & mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them. They all get under the covers Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood curdling scream. "MOMMY WATCH OUT THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his fathers penis in his mouth and chomps down. Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked? That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut.
There is a party in my mouth and your dick is invited
so joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo then he saw one made out of dick skin so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth PENIS PENIS
Why do horses đ´ eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
If You're In A Roast Battle With A Homophobe And They Are Talking Mad Shit Just Say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
A teacher is doing an experiment, about taste. she tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. she gives Suzy a pineapple one, Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. that is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn, the teacher hands him a honey flavor one, Jhonny chews it for a while, then says, "Teacher, I don't know what it is.". the teacher tries to give him a hint and says "it's what you parents call each other when your alseep". immedietly the boy behind Jhonney screams "spit it out Jhonny it's an asshole!!!"
blonde: can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth) me: naw (drake turn/dab)
China servers are up on fortnite yea check by there. âChina getting this dick in your mouth đ
So a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist. âWhat seems to be the problem?â The therapist asked. âOur son thinks heâs a refrigerator!â They said. So the therapist replies, âoh dear, that must be a problem.â âYeah, he sleeps with his mouth open and the light is really bright.â
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun does off in its mouth
The two biggest Dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth" and "I won't cum in your mailbox"
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers canât deny that sheâs fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks Iâm half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ainât a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But If I were you, I wouldnât kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and Iâll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. Sheâs so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didnât wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause Iâm in your house every night doin your mo-om. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Iâm havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. Iâm havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but If I were you, I wouldnât kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
Knock knock ? Whoâs there? Willis. Willis who? Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!!?!!
Do you know Candice? Candice dick fit in your mouth!
kid; I don't want to go to the movies mom; shut your mouth and clean my ROOM
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
