Motion jokes
So I was walking.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!