A boy walks up to a girl and says " i would tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long" then the girl say's " yeah, i would tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it."
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
I wish i did't have depression because all my friends have BBC Bitch be crazy disease.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
morbidity the story of my life in one joke
baby > commits start breathing Mom> commits abort baby > commits ohshit.exe
why couldn't the penguin cross the road?It was ran overđ§
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
What's long black and sticky.
A stick
What's green and smells like ham.
Kermit the frogs fingers
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock the man who knife raped his wife.
Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
How do you circumcis a hillbilly, Kick his sister in the jaw
What type of bees give milk, BOOBbees
What's better than a pile of dead babies.
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat it's way out.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian
A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it's a me malario
What is a school shooter's favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
