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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

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I’m the rabbit.

This is from Eddie Murphy: Delirious

Yep

It actually makes more sense for the rabbit to say "Yeah, shit sticks to my fur something terrible." That makes him better TP. I've told this joke for years. Didn't know where it came from.

how about stick a stick up yo ass

No Peter, its not that shit doesnt stick to him, its that he doesnt have a problem if shit is sticking to his fur -shakes head-