Anonymous
in Morbid jokes

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like “it’s an elevator not a lift” and “it’s chips not crisps” etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted “they’re schools, not shooting ranges”.

Comments (27)

That's more of a dark roast than a joke.

Thing is, school shootings are rare. Most of them are just an accidental discharge that harms no one.

AWWWW SHIT! Shade has been thrown

HAHAHA I GET IT LOL

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They're acids not face masks

So true doh

Lol nice one XD Dark humor is the best

Har Har

How dare you insult me.

Its The hospital not hospital

Lame and cliche.

They're dish detergent, not popables.

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...This one time at sandy hook...

Shade has been yeeted

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LOL XD

Lmao

WHY IS AMERICA LECTURING US, WE SHOULD BE LECTURING THEM, AFTER ALL, WE DID RULE THEM IN THE PAST, AND THEY'RE ALL FUCKING DUMB CUNTS

Well, I mean ALL SCHOOLS IN AMERICA ARE JUST SEEN AS FREE SHOOTING RANGES HAHAHA

hi

The brits are so heavily controlled by their government they don’t get the Free Country concept. Real pity

THE ENGLISH HAVE MASSIVE PROBLEMS WITH STABBINGS IN SCHOOLS SO THEY HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK.THERE WOULD BE SHOOTINGS BUT THEIR OVERSEEING GOVERNMENT WON’T ALLOW THEM TO HAVE FIREARMS. EVEN THEIR POLICE CANT CARRY GUNS! LOL! You’re free to do what you want to…as long as we say you can!

Oof USA guys are hurt

as a murican, i can confirm that our schools are just shooting ranges for adolescents