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Elevator or lift, school or shooting range

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."

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School shooting94
Lift61

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The joke plays on the stereotype of Americans correcting British English and the real-world issue of school shootings in the US. It's dark humor because it uses a tragic event for a punchline.

Comments (32)

That's more of a dark roast than a joke.

Thing is, school shootings are rare. Most of them are just an accidental discharge that harms no one.

AWWWW SHIT! Shade has been thrown

So true doh

Lol nice one XD Dark humor is the best

How dare you insult me.

Lame and cliche.

Shade has been yeeted

WHY IS AMERICA LECTURING US, WE SHOULD BE LECTURING THEM, AFTER ALL, WE DID RULE THEM IN THE PAST, AND THEY'RE ALL FUCKING DUMB CUNTS

Well, I mean ALL SCHOOLS IN AMERICA ARE JUST SEEN AS FREE SHOOTING RANGES HAHAHA

The brits are so heavily controlled by their government they don’t get the Free Country concept. Real pity

THE ENGLISH HAVE MASSIVE PROBLEMS WITH STABBINGS IN SCHOOLS SO THEY HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK.THERE WOULD BE SHOOTINGS BUT THEIR OVERSEEING GOVERNMENT WON’T ALLOW THEM TO HAVE FIREARMS. EVEN THEIR POLICE CANT CARRY GUNS! LOL! You’re free to do what you want to…as long as we say you can!

as a murican, i can confirm that our schools are just shooting ranges for adolescents

Bro u should see fucking australia fucking eshays pulling knifes and smoking weed