British person jokes

American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?

Either Canadian or European.

Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?

Don't bother; just try to live in England.

Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."