I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. my dad was a great pilot!
What’s black and white
History
Your walking on the street when you realised that your in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
I comforted my friend about his wife’s death: until I found out who did it.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, "u would never believe what i discovered." intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. "oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with," i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "oh sh*t...."
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
Hitler walked so Kim can run
Jesus walked so Mohammad can fly.
3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
joko
My doctor said "you have 1year to live"
I said " you wanna bet"
Bam a gun shot
Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house?
A: you can ́t find your dog.
Screw anima!
oh wait, that called hentai.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
-Lift up your foot
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Why cant you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
