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3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn’t do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn’t pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, “The gun wasn’t loaded, I had to strangle the bitch.”

Comments (12)

in soviet Russia you no use gun; Gun uses you.

I'll finish the sentence: "I had to strangle the boomer!"

This gets me every fucking time

Omg this is beautiful 😂

This goes well with the Body Burning joke. ☺♥

Did he get the job tho

A year later and it's still funny

Yea did he Get the job

Bruh I deadass looked at my bf and he started wheezing like Dream-

dream is cringe and so are you

Facts if that me I would hit her head with gun instead.... More fuun lol😆

Buuut hurtful..................