3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
Comments (17)
Boooooomer
I'll finish the sentence: "I had to strangle the boomer!"
Strangler
This gets me every fucking time
Kismet
Omg this is beautiful 😂
whiterabbit
This goes well with the Body Burning joke. ☺♥
Qt
Did he get the job tho
ANoNyMoUs
A year later and it's still funny
Øæøå
Yea did he Get the job
Toby :)
Bruh I deadass looked at my bf and he started wheezing like Dream-
toby is cringe
dream is cringe and so are you
Yo Mama sucs Deez Nuts
Facts if that me I would hit her head with gun instead.... More fuun lol😆
Yo Mama sucs Deez Nuts
Buuut hurtful..................
Anonymous
Aaih wauh
42
Nah stick the gun down her throat and beat it in
𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐
in russia, you no use gun. gun uses you
William afton
I'm lmao man that funny
anonomus
yea, that was a good one, better than most i hev read so far
amber
in soviet Russia you no use gun; Gun uses you.