Monarchy

Monarchy Jokes

Chess

Why can't British people play chess?

Because they lost their queen.

Death

Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.

Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.

Wheelchair

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

Mama

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.

Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.

Fruitcake

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

Chess

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

Queen

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

Reboot

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

Death

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

America

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Queen

Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?

Queen

TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.