Modification jokes

Status

  • Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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  • Letter

  • Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

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  • Wife

  • Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

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  • Butterfly

  • One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."

    They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."

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