Missing person jokes

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.

What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?

They both died with red rings.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?

Batman returns.

Madeline Mcannot find her.

What's the worst thing to star in?

An amber alert.

I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.

What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?

Madeline McCann's bike.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.

Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!

Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.

Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.

The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.

Doctor: I will... dad...

Tq for reading my crappy joke.

I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...

You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.