Missing person memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Jokes
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.