If I missed something ill give it to you if you taked it you are a mistake
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
What are the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays Birthday girl: Oh wow! Parent: Anyone missing? Birthday girl: Your parents
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide so we made it double
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
why do orphans hate dodgeball?
because nobody misses them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
why do orphan miss every hit? because no one is cheering for them
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Ive been so busy!!!! I miss yall though!
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶
- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏
Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶
