I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance Misses a pen From close distance
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Miss Kadie- I heard that the Westburow Baptist church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people. Pastor- welcome to the gay matters church. Miss Kadie- stop that you know that god hates gay people Me- stop that vegan teacher. Pastor- you deserve to die - I attack
Why can you dsy Kobe even though you missed? Because he didnt land either
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
Kobe never missed a shot but he missed the helipad
I’m going to hell!!!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
How do you break an orphans wall in their room in the orphanage? Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
One day at school little Jhonny was not listening so the teacher came up to him teacher: at the end of this ruler is someone dumb ,little Jhonny: miss which end where you referring to?
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
I miss my wife tails
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend. :)
-Dark_Humor
why are half the orphans missing? because i took them ofc! :]
Breaking news (2020): depressed pigeon misses shitting on people
Little Johnny was late to school one day and miss brown asks, Johnny how come ur late to class and Johnny says, Miss, u wouldn’t believe it, the farmers bull got out and started fucking the white cow miss brown said Johnny don’t use that word next time you want to say that use the word “surprised”. The next day Johnny was late again and miss brown said Johnny why are you late and Johnny replied miss you wouldn’t believe it the farmers bull got out and “surprised” the whit cow, miss brown said that’s much better Jonny and Johnny said yeah walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one
Teacher:Anyone missing Orphan:My parents Teacher: Something that is real kid Orphan:My family Teacher:OMG out of my classroom kid
A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints
*karen walks into MCcdonalds lady at the counter:HI what can I get for you today?? Karen:i want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE lady at the counter:yes miss Karen:I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS lady at the counter:*sweats* Karen:THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW SKINY NOODLE
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then ask him can I have some your burrito he said yeah. I said whatever. A few minutes my mom told me to cut the lawn I said why do I have to do it that why he there for. My mom said he going to do the burrito for me then I said okay. I finish cutting the lawn I wen tin the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom what are you doing my mom said what does it look like. I having my burrito. The landscaper told me that I miss a spot while cutting the lawn.
Teacher: is anyone’s parents missing. Students: yea yours.
