Sonic Boom jokes

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

Sonic Boom in my ass.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?

Gotta Go Fast!

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

I miss my wife, Tails.