Sonic Boom jokes

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

I miss my wife, Tails.

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.

Sonic Boom in my ass.

What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?

Gotta Go Fast!

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!