Sonic Boom

Sonic Boom Jokes

Hedgehog

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

Sonic

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.