Sonic Boom jokes

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

Sonic Boom in my ass.

I miss my wife, Tails.