Ming jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!

What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?