Ming jokes

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!

What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.