Milky Way

Milky Way Jokes

Your forehead so big, Jupiters moons look up to it. If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy. Your forehead so big, its the main foundation for the wall of China. Your forehead so big, it makes up half of the Milky Ways mass. Your forehead the reason why the Earth still spins.

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!