Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Milky Way Jokes
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
Milk is that the Uganda way?
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
