Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
whats the samthing between milk and a kid with cancer they both have a expiery date
girl- mom, meet my boyfriend mom- meet my boyfriend girls boyfriend- dad is that you are you back from the supermarket with milk mom's boyfriend- uh gtg
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I’m doin your mom. Yes yours! I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans. I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup? She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs. Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity. I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart. I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start. She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again. How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000! Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it. She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it. Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk? Theres money in my wallet for pizza I love you.
wanna hear a joke you need some milk
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Wich bees produce milk?
Boobies
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
i was at a milk store and ordered some milk they brought it over but spilled it on me I said that was a udder failure
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
milk is that the uganda way
want to hear a joke a bout milk.............. no it's to cheesey.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
I got udder jokes too
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
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