Milk store jokes
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.