Milk store jokes

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.

Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

Child: *realizes*

Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.

How dairy!

I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!

What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

Spoiled milk.