Milk store jokes

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!