Migit jokes
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.