What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite crisps
Micro chips 😂
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT
