Micro jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
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What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips π
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the π is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of π? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
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if anyone cares litterally at all this is what I write in my phone so that nobody can find it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do I fall in love if all that happens is they leave, everybody leaves they can never stay they never wanted to stay. I just use love or friendship as a way to be happy for tiny moments in m⦠Read more
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.