Micro jokes
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!