What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Hello I am typing with the microphone euros hello bro and 0LXDXD bra that’s funny and also you are gay ha ha Ha ha ha get it done by eight
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.