Micheal jokes

Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?

Billie's Jeans.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."