Michael

Michael Jokes

Date

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

Word

What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."

Golf

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

Blanket

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

Money

What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?

Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.

Behavior

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

Vegetable

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Company

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids' company.

Math

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.