Michael jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.