Michael Scott jokes

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?

He heard boys' pants were half off!

What's bigger than the Milky Way?

Michael Jackson's nose.