Michael Scott jokes
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Memes
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
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