What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
what do people often say in a could Mexican kitchen? brrrrrrrito
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
What is black and white? Probably Mexican History
Why did the mexican chicken croos the road. Because the mom said" Vente, Baca
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender. How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Why don’t Mexican have an olimpic team because everyone who can run jump and swim are IN The USA
when the mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
Why did the tamale go to the hospital. b/c estava malito :)
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
stop being rasices you wouldnt put that for blacks
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose? Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train. The guy sitting next to him says I have a big dick. The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
