What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Frog In A Blender
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. The first joke is about a frog getting blended up into a green and red smoothie. As for the second joke, Explain Bear thinks you need to know that it is playing on the stereotype that Mexicans don't support their family. It also plays on the fact that a park bench is supposed to support people. BTW, you seem like someone who still uses Internet Explorer.
Anonymous
Never apologize for jokes, if you don't mean them. If you do, apologize and say :I don't mean it.