Menstruation

Menstruation Jokes

Incest

My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.

Nun

What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Flow

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Growth

Girls: ๐Ÿ™ *Period* โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’…

Men: ๐Ÿ—ฟ *Growth* ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ

Incest

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her sonโ€™s dick.

Period

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

Woman

Woman: A womanโ€™s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

Man: Men have to deal with women.

Period

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

Difference

Whatโ€™s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.

Period

Whatโ€™s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.

KFC

Whatโ€™s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

Oneโ€™s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.