Memes - Page 56 - Worst Jokes Ever

Coma

12 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

Erection

14 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A man with glasses and a bow tie smiles widely with his mouth open and one finger raised, with the text "Whoopsie daisy! I have an erection."

Animal

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A cat sleeps in a bed with the text "the grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping."

Vitamin

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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Two tubes of Burt's Bees lip balm are superimposed in front of a grim reaper image, with the text "today I will eat two charpstick" at the bottom.

Backflip

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A person is doing backflips on a trampoline in a backyard as a Jehovah's Witness watches.

Backflip

8 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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In a backyard setting, a person is in mid-air performing a backflip on a trampoline, while a Jehovah's Witness in a suit watches. A gray cat is walking nearby. The text overlay reads: "I made the Jehovah's Witness watch me do backflips."

Word

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A tabby cat sits patiently with text above it that reads, "Raise your words not your voice for it is rain that grows flowers not thunder."

History

159 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A timeline showing important events. The timeline begins 'Long ago' on the left and ends with '2025' on the right. Events include: the wheel, a picture of basketball player LeBron James labeled 'the bron', an air fryer, fire, and femboys.

Toast

24 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A photo of a paper towel with cinnamon dust arranged in two squares to resemble toast. Text reads: "Every time I make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the Hiroshima victims and I get a bit sad."

Monster

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A monster with sharp teeth and tentacles is shown with the text "cock reveal" overlaid.

Argument

14 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A pink and purple image with obscured text that says "I'm not arguing with a twink. Bend over."

Fire

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A grainy black and white image shows a crowd of people watching a screen. The screen displays a close-up of a person's face. Above the screen, white text reads: "Blue fire is not actually cold and it will burn you."

Boyfriend

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image is a meme with two contrasting panels. The first panel shows a cartoonish yellow face with thick glasses, accompanied by the text, "Why do yuo lift? I lift because I'm a radpilled Christian schizo lifter and I want to be just like Travis from Taxi Driver." The second panel features a black and white image of a muscular man, known as "Chad", with the text, "So I can carry my Twink boyfriend everywhere."

Dog

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The Grim Reaper sitting in a dark place. Text: When a dog lick its own balls in public it's "funny," but when I...

Fan

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A still from a video shows the text "Harry Potter fans arguing which muggle horcruxed the dumblecunt or some stupid fucking shit."

Language

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A meme showing the character Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean below text that says: "French people being sent to hell because their language is fucking stupid."

Load

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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Three transparent bags filled with a white liquid are in a row, with the text "FINALLY" on the top, and "A LOAD OF THIS GUY" on the bottom of the image.

Insult

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image shows a list of 'Best Insults To Use In Fight' next to the picture of an ice cream cone. The list includes insults like "doodoohead", "nerd", "dingus", "you stink", and "where are you from, loser? Are you from losertown because you're a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)", and "Diaper Man".

Slur

13 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A meme featuring Dr. House with a wall of pill bottles in the background. The text reads: "Slur? I think you'll find I pronounced it very clearly."

God

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A white cat looks directly at the camera. Text overlay says: "I am God's silliest experiment."