Memes - Page 55 - Worst Jokes Ever

Type

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A two-panel comic shows a white anthropomorphic wolf wearing a red apron standing behind a table and asking a black anthropomorphic rabbit reading a menu: "So, what type of pasta do you recommend?" In the second panel, the wolf, smiling, says, "I think fagottini would be your type," while the rabbit looks surprised and holds up a card with a rainbow flag on it.

Section

9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A man and a woman are looking at a computer screen. The text reads: "You see babe, this journalist's surname ends with 'berg,' now let's see his 'early life' section just to double check."

Guy

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image shows two photos side-by-side with the text "You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about." The first photo depicts a young man with a red turban, wearing a white shirt with his arms crossed. The second photo shows a turbaned man in a blue and yellow robe sitting on a motorcycle.

Nightmare

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A seal with human-like eyes is positioned under a rainbow, with the words "I hope you have a nightmare and shit the bed." written below it.

Cheesecake

8 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A plate with a slice of "vegan cheesecake", which is actually a piece of dirt and grass. The text says "Vegan cheesecake. Follow me for more recipe ideas."

Weed

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A weed bag with Spongebob smoking is lying on the ground with the text "Do NOT want to run into whoever been smoking this." on the bottom of the image.

Location

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A picture of the solar system with an arrow pointing to planet Earth. The text reads: "GET DOXXED LOSER. I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW."

Stare

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image shows a split panel. The top panel contains the phrases "Stop looking at me like that" and "Stop fucking staring at me." The bottom panel is split between an anime character with tears streaming down their face and a white cat staring intensely at the viewer.

Child

28 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A close-up of a yellow sponge with a worried expression. Above it, a text overlay reads, "Arizonans watching their child burn to a crisp after forgetting to cover them in SPF 5,000 sunscreen."

Cat

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A beige kitten is climbing a white wall. The word "ascension" is superimposed over the image.

Cat

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A meme showing a cat with arrows indicating a cycle with the text "I wake up sleepy" and "I go be sleepy somewhere else."

Dog

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a drawing of a group of people in the background with a dog in the foreground. The text reads: "I am very happy to be here. These people are my friends. I'm glad everyone is having fun. :) I'm a dog. This is great. I'm hungry."

Tinder

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."

Trouble

11 views · Nico Di Anglo · 1 year ago

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The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Shitpost

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A blurry, nighttime shot of a thin, pale creature with long limbs standing on a lawn near a sidewalk, with trees and a dark sky in the background. The creature has a long tail that curls upward. Its face is illuminated with glowing eyes.

Magazine

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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Wallace from "Wallace and Gromit" is sitting and reading a magazine titled "Cheese Monthly." The text overlay reads: "Bro shut the fuck up. I'm reading Cheese Monthly."

Reputation

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A black and white drawing of a girl in a school uniform with her finger to her lips. Speech bubbles around her read, "If people find out I talked to you my reputation will be ruined!" and "Now, don't tell anyone, ok?"

Shitpost

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image is a split meme. On the left, there is a red devil saying, "My child will make original shitposts." On the right, there is an image of Jesus and a mobile phone.

Stone

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image shows a gray rock with the text "OH YOU'RE A STONER?" above it and "NAME EVERY STONE" below it.

Asteroid

11 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.