1000+ Best You Memes - Page 64 - Worst Jokes Ever

Watermelon

mal♡ · 2 years ago

I felt the need to share this masterpiece with all of you.

A slice of watermelon with a clown face, complete with a red nose and red tufts of hair.

Intercourse

Wade · 2 years ago

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Guess

Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

I made this lol and if you guess right i will follow you

Two cartoonish characters. One is green and has a band-aid over the eyes, appears flustered. The other character is blue, has a crown, and has a cross in place of an eye and seems happy.

End of world

Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

M E M E

The image shows Shrek with a knowing smile in a muddy area. The text overlay reads, "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

Green

Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

Rianbow friends ref

Spongebob is looking through binoculars while Patrick is writing on a notepad. Text overlay: "Green can still catch you when you're in the box. Write that down, write that down!"

Account

Emo Ness🖤🖤🖤 · 3 years ago

lol anons are idiots

A series of comments made by someone named Emo Ness. Emo Ness asks why they are being called fake, states that having an account does not make someone real and states that they had the account for a long time.

Kitten

Anonymous · 3 years ago

this is sooo cute like this pic if you like this kitten

A white kitten with big eyes is wearing a white knit hat with ears.

Pie

mal♡ · 2 years ago

A cartoon drawing of a man in a tuxedo pushing a wheelchair with a pie in it. Above the man, it says "american pie". The man says "I am sorry I got you pregnant". The pie says "it is fine Jim, don't worry about it".

Shrek

Chexers · 2 years ago

Two people dressed up as Shrek and Fiona are walking outside, holding hands. Text on top of the image says, "This could be us", and the text on the bottom says, "But you playin".

Motivation

✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Me today and everyday in existence

Two cats lying down, seemingly exhausted. One cat is leaning against the wall, with its mouth open. The text on the image says: "When you need to clean but have no motivation so you just sit there for a while like".

Sibling

✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Me and my brother all the time

Two cats are sitting side by side, both giving a thumbs-up. Text on top says, "When you are fighting with your sibling, and suddenly mom come".

Bleach

ǟֆɦȶօռ քǟʀӄɛֆ ツ · 3 years ago

the best ANIME joke ever!!

A panel with four anime characters. One is confused because someone thinks the manga "Bleach" is over. The first character asks 'You stop reading Bleach, because you thought Bleach is done?'. The second character asks 'What? Bleach is still ongoing?'. The third character asks 'What's Bleach?'. The fourth character answers 'Yah... I thought it's over 3 years ago...'.

Kitten

Anonymous · 3 years ago

the cutest kitten ever like if you think so

A gray kitten is sleeping on a pink blanket. The kitten is cuddling a small teddy bear.

Hate

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

Z!on!sts

A two-panel image meme depicting religious antagonism. On the left, a caricature of an Orthodox Jewish man with a black hat and beard, marked by a Star of David above him, says, "I hate you with every fiber of my being." On the right, a young boy with a halo and a Christian cross above him gives a thumbs-up and replies, "I know, I read the Talmud."

Announcement

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows an email inbox with several emails visible. One email, from "William" at "Counseling Commons," contains offensive language such as "Hello Fucktard," "You smell like cat shit," and "Kill yourself." Another email is from Dr. [redacted]. Text overlaid on the image reads "who hurt the principle dawg" along with crying emojis and TikTok usernames.

You

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Dad: Do you wanna know what your sister said while she
lost her virginity?
Son: Dad, please stop this is inappropriate
Dad: Exactly

Overlord

Apollo · 2 years ago

Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next

A cartoon of the character, Alastor, with the text: "What is Captain Hook's favorite break-up line? It's not you; it's Smee!"

Plan

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A cartoon fish swims in the ocean with the text "when u too broke for a plan B so you lowkey gotta dive in shawty ocean to retrieve your long lost children."

Spongebob

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

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A four-panel meme with Spongebob characters. The top left panel shows Spongebob holding a tray of colorful macarons. The top right panel shows Patrick Star cosplaying as Thanos. The bottom left panel shows a worried Spongebob looking at a cloud of dust. The bottom right panel shows a fish screaming with a mouthful of gold glitter.

Camera

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a phone with a message from the camera app saying, "You need a haircut bruh im not even joking. You don't follow each other on Instagram." Followed by the text "Why does this happen" and a message that reads "My camera is talking to me."