New You Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Pizza

6 views · Weight Gain · 1 day ago

Dont touch my burrp

A digital illustration of two furry characters. A massive, extremely obese green character with blue and pink ears and tail sits bloated. An orange canine-like character leans on the green character's body, feeding it a slice of pizza. Hand-drawn text surrounds them saying 'We both know you can fit more~', 'yay pizza', 'So Fat and Full BiG and ROund', and 'yummers'. A small inset in the top left shows the green character before getting this big, saying 'I'M SO Fat AND FULL ughhh'.

Nissan

32 views · what’s dudeese · 7 days ago

A comic strip with two panels. In the first panel, an anime girl with hearts around her yells 'Nii-san! Hey! Nii-San!'. In the second panel, she is blushing and hugging the front of a black Nissan truck, saying 'I love you Nii-san...'. Below the comic is a social media interface showing 70,331 likes and a fake comment from the verified Nissan account that says 'kill yourself'.

Beer

21 views · what’s dudeese · 7 days ago

A digital comic panel showing two purple reptilian monster characters. The smaller character on the left, Susie, says, "dad... i'm transitioning. call me susie now." The larger, grimy-looking father figure on the right, wearing a stained tank top and smoking, has a thought bubble that reads, "why don't you transition a beer into my hand, susie."

Shorts

31 views · what’s dudeese · 7 days ago

Two men in traditional attire, possibly Native American, are in a snowy forest. One man, crouching, says, "White man has been here." The other man, standing, asks, "How can you tell?" At the bottom, a pair of blue shorts is depicted with the text, "Shorts in the winter."

Girl

12 views · what’s dudeese · 7 days ago

An anime-style illustration of a girl with long blonde hair and pink hair accessories, resting her face on her hands with a gentle smile. Overlayed on the image is pink text with a white border that reads: "ARE YOU STUPID BECAUSE ME TOO".

Suicide

69 views · Anonymous · 11 days ago

When your life sucks so bad you lowkey kill yourself

Mother

65 views · Composed Spider · 15 days ago

How it feels to goon. But low key your mom walks in on you.

A GIF showing Michael Jordan laughing intensely and then immediately shifting his facial expression to a serious, stone-faced look.

Anger

67 views · Composed Spider · 15 days ago

How it feels to get so mad at the game. That you can't even explain your anger So you just low key Slime yourself out.

A man with a long, brown beard and glasses, wearing a dark jacket, is shown from the chest up. He has a slightly pensive or disgruntled expression and is looking towards the right side of the frame. The background is a dimly lit room with furniture.

Respect

59 views · Anonymous · 17 days ago

A meme using Wojak characters. On the left is a woman with long brown hair, a black choker, and a tank top that says "MOMMY E-THOT"; she looks angry. Text below her says "You need to respect me". On the right is the blonde, bearded 'Chad' Wojak looking calm. Text below him says "You literally sell pictures of your butt hole on the internet for $5 a month. So, no." A watermark for "WESTERN REDEMPTION" with a skull in a cowboy hat is visible in the background.

Faggot

87 views · Anonymous · 17 days ago

A person identified as Conchita Wurst, with long dark hair, a full beard, and heavy eye makeup, looks directly forward against a blurred green background. Above the person, text reads 'TRANSGENDER.' Below the person, text reads 'WHEN BEING A REGULAR FAGGOT DOESN'T GET YOU THE ATTENTION YOU WANT!'

Australia

131 views · Willy b · 19 days ago

A screenshot of a Twitter interaction. Hugh Anthony argues that white Australians, despite being descended from criminals, built a superior society compared to Aboriginals. He includes a Family Guy meme showing Peter Griffin and Cleveland as white men in tuxedos with the text "YEA, WE'RE WHITE". This is in response to a post by indic mawnteé mocking white Australians for being descendants of prisoners.

Snack

52 views · Docile Dolphinfish · 21 days ago

Kidnapper: want a snack? Me: if you think you can kiddnap me with snacks you are apsalutly right now gimme the snacks pls

A young girl with long brown hair and wide eyes looks directly at the camera. She is holding a light pink plush toy with brown eyes and a light blue nose, which covers her mouth and chin.

Superpower

120 views · Heroin Monkey · 23 days ago

A screenshot of an X (Twitter) post by user max (@maxishorny99) that reads: "You think elastigirl ever made her clit into a dick and pegged bob?". The post shows 1 million views and nearly 60,000 likes.

Penguin

77 views · Sapient Shrew · 27 days ago

Worstjokesever Technical Support is speaking here, what can i do for you?

A 3D rendered cartoon penguin, reminiscent of the Linux mascot Tux, wearing large black sunglasses and a professional black headset with a boom microphone. The penguin is shown from the chest up against a plain white background. There is a faint 'dreamstime' watermark visible across the center of the image.

Hate

121 views · Anonymous · 1 month ago

A black background with white text that resembles a notebook cover. At the top, it says "NOTEBOOK" in a small, stylized font. Below it, in large bold letters, it reads: "I DON'T HATE YOU IT'S JUST... ACTUALLY NO, FUCK YOU."

Chatbot

157 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A split screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation with the official Zootopia movie page. On the left, the user Ian says 'hey'. The chatbot, identified as Officer Judy Hopps, asks if he is ready to make the world a better place. Ian replies 'im ready to kill myself'. The chatbot responds 'Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD!'. On the right side, the chatbot has sent a long, repetitive string of messages saying 'please don't'.

Greeting

164 views · Willy b · 1 month ago

A black and white vintage-style illustration of a hand holding a dip pen is centered on a white background. Above it, text reads "Common Letter Greetings From 1889". Below it, there is a numbered list of three hostile greetings: 1. "Dearest My-Soon-to-Be-Enemy", 2. "Salutations, and I hope you enjoy contact poison", and 3. "I hope this letter finds you in a ditch".

River

58 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A comparison meme using the Swole Doge vs. Cheems format. On the left, a blue-tinted Cheems wearing an ancient Egyptian headdress represents the Nile, saying timidly that it might flood slightly more or less than usual. On the right, a large, muscular Swole Doge in a traditional Chinese robe represents the Yellow River, aggressively stating that it will shift its course by 800 kilometers, kill millions, and destroy dynasties.

Mom

157 views · Willy b · 1 month ago

Three smiling women are seen in a social setting. One woman in the center wears a white and pink fedora, another next to her wears a white shirt and a white fedora, and a third woman on the right wears a straw hat. The text on the image reads, "What do you call a handjob from a single mom? A MILF shake."

Abortion

138 views · Willy b · 1 month ago

The image shows Robert Stack, the host of the TV show "Unsolved Mysteries", standing in a dark, atmospheric alleyway wearing a brown trench coat. Large white impact-font text at the top reads "TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES" and the bottom text reads "HOW YOU MANAGED TO DODGE A COAT HANGER FOR 9 MONTHS".