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German

Sry but i had to do this

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, Winnie the Pooh is sitting in a chair looking snooty with the text "Could you please speak German?". In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo with a smug expression, and the text is "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!!!"

Music

Pretty much

Percent

Always!

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel contains the text "The pupil can expand as much as 55% when you look at something you love". The second panel shows a man with a normal pupil. The third panel is a picture of various cheeses. The fourth panel shows the same man with his pupils completely black.

Country

The image shows a four-panel meme. In the first panel, a person with a German flag above their head says, "Drinking age is 16." In the second panel, a person with English and Spanish flags above their head replies, "16! ours is 18." In the third panel, a person with an American flag above their head says, "18!! We have to be 21." Finally, in the fourth panel, a person with a Mexican flag above their head asks, "You guys have a drinking age???"

Girl

SO TRUE

The image shows a collection of items and phrases associated with a loud, annoying girl at school. The text reads: "Annoying loud girl at school." Items include a black hoodie with "Thrasher" on it, a bag of Takis, a can of Arizona iced tea, a gold nameplate necklace that says "Tammy", black Nike slides, and a hand with long pink nails. Some phrases include: "HEY BESTFRIENDD!!" "BESTFRANNNN", "What you staring at for", "Always fighting", and "That's on periodt sis". The image also includes a photo of a girl. The text "Loudest person at 7am" is at the bottom.

Man

The image contains text from a tweet by Alice Smith that says: "Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Elect a man to fish for you, and all of a sudden fishing becomes some mystical function that only a few elite in society can perform, at great expense to the rest of it."

Uranium 235

The image is a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and "Uranium-235" each with a list of properties. Both are "Unstable", "Will split up on you", "Hard to find", and "Expensive". The girlfriend "Cannot be used to make atomic bomb" but the uranium can.

Challenge

The meme shows a picture of MrBeast in the left foreground with a big smile and open arms. The background shows the Twin Towers. The text overlay reads: "50,000 $ If You Survive".

Paper airplane

The image shows a still of the character Joker. Above the image is the text "When the teacher asks why I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters." Below is the text "You wouldn't get it."

Exam

The image shows a cartoon penguin with wide eyes, looking startled and a bit panicked, with a blurry, translucent version of itself layered behind it. Above the penguin, the text says "When a teacher walks up to you during an exam and looks at your paper then shouts 'Guys make sure you read the questions carefully.'"

Message

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says "ILY." The second message, in a blue bubble, says "Aww <3. Spell it out. It will make it more special." The third message says, "I'm leaving you."

Anatidaephobia

Anatidaephobia

The image shows a definition of anatidaephobia which is "the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." Then, it says "Jimmy has anatidaephobia". Below the definition, there is a yellow plush duck holding a knife with the text "YOUR ASS IS MINE, JIMMY."

Spider

A person is laying horizontally against the wall as if they are trying to avoid touching the ground. Above, the text reads "When you hit the spider and it runs under the bed."

McDonald's

are you serious right neow

Three people are sitting in a car. The text at the top of the image says, "WHEN YOUR PASSING BY MCDONALDS AND YOUR MOM SAYS." Below is "@polymemes" and below that in quotes, "WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME".

Game

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a woman in the water looking shocked with a stingray behind her and the text "Me on my phone" and "Little kids" near her. The bottom part shows a close-up image of a stingray's face with the text "You got games on your phone?"

End of world

bruh

The image shows a green ogre, Shrek, smiling and looking directly at the camera. He is partially submerged in a brown, muddy substance. The text on top reads: "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

Friend

who wouldnt?

Two women are smiling at each other. The text on the image says: "A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body." JIM HAYES

Girl

Half the damn girls on this site bruh

The image shows a pH scale with colors ranging from red (acidic) to blue (basic). The text on the image reads "OH YOU THINK YOU'RE A 10? MAYBE ON THE PH SCALE COS DAMN GIRL YOU BASIC."

Relationship

The image shows a social media post by MeeRa Rai stating, "I just ended a 5 year relationship." Raj King comments, "Are you okay!!!" MeeRa Rai replies, "It's okay it wasn't my relationship."

Question

A baby with a mischievous grin sits in a field, hands clasped together. Text overlay reads: "When you yell 'GREEN' during a Kahoot question knowing that the answer is actually blue."

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