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Cat

if you like cats then you should like this post

A close up image of a cat with wide eyes staring at the viewer with text "who are you" above the cat.

Lgbt

"You only get offended because it's true"

The text on the image reads "LGBT: LOVE IS LOVE! AIDS:". The image below the text shows a man in a gray suit and purple tie sitting in a chair with a smirk on his face.

Hair

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."

Trick Or Treat

;]

A picture of a man with long hair and round sunglasses yelling. The text says "Every mom during trick or treat" and "Did you say thank you?!"

Dream

My dream:

The image shows a text conversation between "My friend" and an unnamed person and then the description of the unnamed person's dream. The first part of the image says, "My friend: - I had a dream about my crush today! - And you?" The second part of the image shows a close-up of a Black man with wide eyes and his mouth open, wearing a white shirt with red stains. A cat with a grumpy face is visible in the center of the man's chest.

Copy

The image is a side-by-side comparison. The left side says, "The copy the teacher has" and shows a clear, well-lit picture of Shrek smiling. The right side says, "The one she gives you" and shows a very dark, distorted, almost unrecognizable version of Shrek's face.

Nickname

so unexpected 👌

The image shows a conversation thread where one person calls the other "sweetheart." The second person asks if that's okay, and the first person says, "You can call me anything you like." The second person replies "Okay Optimus Prime."

Lego

I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE

A photo shows a person's foot about to step on a Lego brick, with other Lego pieces scattered on the carpet. Text at the bottom reads "Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them | Babylon Bee"

Alphabet

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A man in a suit is sitting in front of a game show set. On the screen behind him is a multiple choice question. The question asks: "Which is the first letter of the alphabet?" The answers are A: C, B: D, C: A, D: B. Text below the image reads: WHEN SOMEONE Doesn't want you to win.

Fear

dd flat fr

A tweet by @TokyosVz that says: "you attract what you fear" AAHHH two latinas who goin tie me down and give me a foot job until I have a seizure AAHHH.

Sign

Yaaaass

A car is flipped on its roof at an intersection. A road sign next to it says "THANK YOU for driving carefully." A police car with flashing lights is in the background.

Love

When you say "i love you" and she says "ily"

A screenshot of a chat with the text "love you" and the response "ily", followed by a sad-looking boy.

German

Sry but i had to do this

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, Winnie the Pooh is sitting in a chair looking snooty with the text "Could you please speak German?". In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo with a smug expression, and the text is "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!!!"

Worm

The image shows three notifications on a phone. The first is from 'Anxiety' saying, 'What if you're not good enough.' The second is from 'Depression' saying, 'Everyone hates you.' The third is from 'Worm' asking, 'Would you still love me if I was a girl?'

Ocean

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the Chad meme character. In the first panel, a woman asks, "Are you training this hard to impress me?" In the second panel, the buff Chad says "No" while holding a dumbbell. In the third panel, Chad is next to a car and car battery saying, "Don't worry grandma, I'll throw your old car battery in the ocean." In the final panel, an old woman says "I LOVE YOU!".

Middle School

When you start middle school

Two images of Kermit the Frog. On the left, a normal looking Kermit with the text 'ME GOING INTO MIDDLE SCHOOL.' On the right, Kermit is hooded and looks dark with the text 'ME LEAVING.'

Music

Pretty much

Mosquito

A meme shows a statue of Christ the Redeemer with a helicopter flying in front of it. The text above reads: "When you finally see that bitch ass mosquito."

Paper airplane

The image shows a still of the character Joker. Above the image is the text "When the teacher asks why I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters." Below is the text "You wouldn't get it."

Test answer

Funny Test Answers #1

A handwritten test paper shows the prompt "Write five words you can spell." The student has written "five," "words," "you," "can," and "spell" on the numbered lines. A teacher has marked all the words correct and added a comment "very clever +2".

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