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Infinity

R3Y · 2 years ago

A close-up of Woody from Toy Story with a wide-eyed and screaming facial expression. The text above the image reads: "When she says go deeper so u go to infinity and beyond."

Country

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme consists of two panels from the movie 'Toy Story'. In the first panel, Woody, a cowboy toy, points upwards and says, "Hey look a successful communist country". Buzz Lightyear, a space ranger toy, looks at him with a confused expression. In the second panel, Woody laughs heartily while Buzz still looks confused.

Priest

Willy b · 1 year ago

The image shows two pictures side by side. The left picture shows a smiling priest in a black robe holding a book. The right picture is of Woody, a toy character from the movie "Toy Story" with his distinctive cowboy hat. Above the pictures, text reads, "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND WOODY?" Below the pictures, the text continues with "WOODY GOES LIMP WHEN A CHILD ENTERS THE ROOM!"

Cook

DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

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A still from an animated video with Woody looking at Sora with a text overlay saying: "hollup...Let him cook"

Money

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

When i find out

The image shows two animated characters, Woody and Buzz Lightyear, from the movie Toy Story. Woody looks distressed and has his head slightly down. Buzz, on the other hand, has an excited or surprised expression, with his mouth open, eyebrow raised, and a hand outstretched. The text "WHEN YOU FIND OUT" is in the upper part of the image and "YOU HAVE NO MONEY" at the bottom of the image, both using white letters.

Dementia

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A screenshot from Toy Story features Woody's face with a shocked expression and slightly open mouth. Text at the top reads: "Me giving my granny with dementia astronomical backshots after she thought I was her long dead husband."

Priest

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A picture shows a priest on the left and Woody from Toy Story on the right. The text on the image asks, "What's the difference between a priest and Woody?" The punchline is below: "Woody goes limp when a child enters the room!"

YouTube Video

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 4 months ago

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A meme showing a text dialog where a mother says 'you can watch one more YouTube video before bed.' Underneath is a screenshot of a YouTube video featuring Woody from Toy Story. The title of the video is an absurdly long, nested list of conditions involving Ice Age, Toy Story, YouTube, The Simpsons, Bee Movie, and SpongeBob. The progress bar shows a timestamp composed of an impossible, extremely long string of numbers.

Toy

Wade · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel cartoon showing a hand holding a Woody toy. The hand winds up the toy by turning a ring on his back, which causes chainsaws to pop out of his sides. In the last panel, a person stands shocked by the result of winding up the toy.

Peace

King bob · 3 years ago

The meme shows Woody from "Toy Story" with a creepy smile, engulfed in flames. Above him are the words: "ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW" and below him: "PEACE FROM THIS EVIL".

Nuke

LazyBoiiii · 3 years ago

A split image showing two different Woody faces from Toy Story. On the left is Woody with a sinister smile and the right is Woody engulfed in flames. Above the images is a Google search bar with the term "nuke" and the "Shopping" tab highlighted.

Friend

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

ELI FR

In a "Toy Story" scene, Woody is discarded in favor of Bo Peep. Above, the text reads, "My friend: We're going to grind to diamond this season. Also my friend after getting a girlfriend." The text below reads, "I don't want to play with you anymore."

Money

mariotime · 3 years ago

toy story meme

The meme shows Woody and Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story. Above them is the text "WHEN YOU FIND OUT", and below them is "YOU HAVE NO MONEY."

Decision

🌙✨⭐️That Hijabi Girl⭐️✨🌙 · 2 years ago

It says “Me acting socked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes” VERY TRUE

A close-up of Woody from Toy Story with a shocked expression, his hand covering his mouth. Text above him reads "Me acting shocked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes."

Pfp

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

The image shows two different photos of Woody from Toy Story. The first photo shows Woody with a creepy grin and the second photo shows Woody engulfed in flames and laughing maniacally. Text at the top of the images reads, "Me after finding someone on gmail who has the same pfp as someone online."

Sex toy

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia page showing the article "Anal sex". Woody from Disney-Pixar's Toy Story is photoshopped onto the page, positioned next to the title. Red arrows point from the article title "Anal sex" to Woody, and another large red arrow points from the word "toys" (which is circled in red in the text describing "sex toys") to Woody. Woody's head is also circled in red. The visible text on the page discusses "anal sex" and its related terms, including "sex toys, anilingus, and pegging".

Message

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Close up of Woody from Toy Story, with blacked out teeth on the bottom row that creates spaces where teeth should be. Text reads: "I just found this hidden message in Toy Story omg."

Sexual innuendo

Nut Master · 2 years ago

The meme features a close-up shot of a Woody doll with a wide, exaggerated smile and crossed eyes. The text overlay reads, "WHEN YOU ALREADY BUSTED BUT THEY JUST KEEP SUCKIN". In the bottom right corner is a stylized image of a small present.

Character

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Stonk

The image is a meme with Woody from Toy Story and a Tom Nook character next to a Buzz Lightyear character with a Stonks head. There is an inset image of a monster with the text "SILLY INC", and the text "WRLD" appears at the top.

Nose

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

ITS THE APOCALYPSE

A collage of a man with an astonished expression next to the character "Woody" from Toy Story who has a stone head, in the Buzz Lightyear costume. The text says "And that's why noses run and feet smell."

Priest

NATO · 3 years ago

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.